How the Jolie-Pitts save the world

August 14, 2007 at 9:20 pm | Posted in Celebrities, News | 1 Comment
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It seems the Jolie-Pitts have decided to extinguish global famine by adoption. The Daily Mail reports they’re set for adopting baby No. 4 (5, if one counts biological children…).

Britney’s ass and nipples

June 15, 2007 at 5:49 pm | Posted in Celebrities | 4 Comments
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Just for the blog stats: It happened again. While I was away in Berlin and Brandenburg, Ms Spears flashed her flesh once more.

Other than that, I have returned from the women writer’s forum with more inspiration than I can possibly make use of over the next five years. It’s bedazzling. Oooooh. And I don’t seem to be able to pen any of it down. Seems like making it evaporate.

Oops, she did it again: Britney naked (yawn) and the Hoff, hassled

May 5, 2007 at 1:42 pm | Posted in Britney Spears, Celebrities, video | 7 Comments
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EDIT: Here’s the latest post with VMA 2007 and the latest upskirt short form right after the event

That woman just can’t keep her clothes on. Photographs have emerged showing Britney Spears pose with a bare chest and flowers to cover her nipples. The upskirt crotch shots were bad enough, the pictures of her bald head that followed only to be topped by the pictures of her bald umbrella attack. And I doubt that caricatures like these will get her any closer to regaining custody of her kids either. Isn’t there anyone in her immediate environment who can help her gain control of her clothes and, more importantly, of her life?

EDIT: Because you asked for it: here is a pic from the latest nipple slip on June 12 2007:

Britney Nipple Slip

It must be really lonely at the top. What surprises me the most is that she (or her management, in case she has a management) does not even seem to try to avoid cameras, no matter which act she gets caught in. Normally such pictures get leaked by someone – even if you lose the right to your picture as a celebrity, that cannot possibly include nude pictures that weren’t intended for circulation. Unless they WERE intended for circulation of course. Maybe Britney should be considered a po-mo artist who celebrates the dispersal of identity. Here’s the video of her latest ‘performance’ in a night club – in full-playback, and the lousiest full-playback I’ve seen in a while (videos from The Sun take a while to load).

The Hoff is a much more reliable celebrity in that respect, with his own daughter leaking a video of him, rolling half-naked on the floor in a state of complete intoxication, trying to eat a burger. Someone should tell her that there is no point in arguing with drunks.

The break-up: Kate Middleton and Prince William

April 16, 2007 at 10:14 pm | Posted in Celebrities | Leave a comment
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I’m a bit slow so I only learned today that Babykins and Big Willie broke up. Woe! And Woolies allegedly loses millions in pre-engagement merchandise. I would have a Kate and William tea towel if they can spare one! Merchandise dud shells are just so much more charming, don’t you think?

Kareena & Paris: Twins Separated at Birth? 22/40

March 14, 2007 at 7:33 am | Posted in Bollywood, Celebrities, Entertainment, Film, Stars, video | 14 Comments
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It’s probably a bit unfair towards the Indian actress, but I realized recently that Kareena Kapoor and Paris Hilton have a lot in common, feature-wise. Also, both come from well-known, affluent families. The Hilton clan is well known for their trade, the hotel industry, and have also produced minor celebrity Nicky Hilton (Paris’ sister), while the Kapoor clan has produced some fine Bollywood actors, including the probably biggest star ever (I think), Raj Kapoor. Kareena actually looks a lot like him, but he might as well be Paris’ father. And they’re practically the same age, Kareena been born in September 1980 and Paris in February 1981.

Twins

In the film that meant her breakthough, Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham, Kareena played a spoiled brat reminiscent of Paris in the first part of the film, but then her character bethought herself of traditions and spirituality and became a decent (if particularly fashionable) housewife in the end.

Regarding Paris, she was said to have marketed her own private photographs and videos in a clumsy guerrilla warfare strategy recently. The idea was to try to make people believe that Paris wasn’t able to pay her storage unit bill, that her stuff was auctioned off and that ‘they’, i.e. the makers of a site named Paris Exposed, had bought it. Access was granted for $ 49. Here is a link to the trailer video of that same website (which seems to be down now). The video is boring, hence no inclusion into my post, but if you ever wanted to catch a glimpse of Paris’ nipples (yawn), go watch it.

Apart from that, Paris Hilton was received with major ennui in Austria when she appeared at the Vienna opera ball this year. Her appearance first attracted major media interest, but the unanimous verdict was that she wasn’t worth a penny of the alleged € 300.000 she received for attending the ball. For most of the evening, she sat in construction magnate Lugner’s VIP box, looking bored, checking either her looks in a hand-mirror or her cell phone for new messages. Neither was she seen on the dance floor nor seen socializing with the Viennese haute volée. The general assumption was that she had expected more attention – but the Vienna opera ball is certainly not the place where an American heiress who’s good at aprés ski or exposing her undergarments would make much of an impression. Those people have seen worse in their own circles, but at least they know how to be cultivated.

While mentioning Paris’ cellphone addiction: Kareena Kapoor apparently spent most of her time on the set of Asoka with her cellphone glued to her ear, only putting it down when being called by the director;-)

But all in all, the clear winner of this comparison is Kareena – even though I think that her eyes, like Paris’, are too close to each other. At least she has never lowered herself to crotch shots or published homemade sex videos, nor to marketing such material through dodgy websites.

Some films featuring Kareena (all for which she received awards):
Don (2006, Cameo, but hot!)
Omkara (2006)
Dev (2004)
Chameli (2004)
Kabhi Khushi KabhieGham (2001)
Asoka (2001)
Refugee (2000)

Some ‘films’ featuring Paris:
House of Wax (2005, Teen Choice award for Best Scream)
1 Night in Paris (2004, the infamous sex tape her ex-boyfriend Rick Salomon released; she received directorial credit for the video which won the Adult Video News award for Best Selling Video; just a note on the side: she also looked bored in that video)
The Simple Life (2003-, TV)

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