Oops, she did it again: Britney naked (yawn) and the Hoff, hassled

May 5, 2007 at 1:42 pm | Posted in Britney Spears, Celebrities, video | 7 Comments
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EDIT: Here’s the latest post with VMA 2007 and the latest upskirt short form right after the event

That woman just can’t keep her clothes on. Photographs have emerged showing Britney Spears pose with a bare chest and flowers to cover her nipples. The upskirt crotch shots were bad enough, the pictures of her bald head that followed only to be topped by the pictures of her bald umbrella attack. And I doubt that caricatures like these will get her any closer to regaining custody of her kids either. Isn’t there anyone in her immediate environment who can help her gain control of her clothes and, more importantly, of her life?

EDIT: Because you asked for it: here is a pic from the latest nipple slip on June 12 2007:

Britney Nipple Slip

It must be really lonely at the top. What surprises me the most is that she (or her management, in case she has a management) does not even seem to try to avoid cameras, no matter which act she gets caught in. Normally such pictures get leaked by someone – even if you lose the right to your picture as a celebrity, that cannot possibly include nude pictures that weren’t intended for circulation. Unless they WERE intended for circulation of course. Maybe Britney should be considered a po-mo artist who celebrates the dispersal of identity. Here’s the video of her latest ‘performance’ in a night club – in full-playback, and the lousiest full-playback I’ve seen in a while (videos from The Sun take a while to load).

The Hoff is a much more reliable celebrity in that respect, with his own daughter leaking a video of him, rolling half-naked on the floor in a state of complete intoxication, trying to eat a burger. Someone should tell her that there is no point in arguing with drunks.

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  1. I saw the Hoff’s video last night and I must say: as a German I am shocked to see our national idol in such a dishevelled state!
    Nice burger eating action, though.
    Suggestion: if he can’t stop eating he might at least turn to Krombacher and drink for the rainforest, no?

  2. P.S.: I like the new template. Inspired me to improve mine as well–especially since people kept complaining about the font in the old one.

  3. I’m in template shock. Wow, much brighter. Looks good!

  4. I wonder that when some women decide to be exhibhitionist like this, what’s the underlying motivation.Do they get some kind of erotic pleasure in it or it’s just a way to garner attention.
    Whatever, good for Men ..

  5. I agree, Hasselhoff owes Germany, and Germany owes the rainforest. If you’ve drunk enough Krombacher, do you get to see the patch you’ve earned (my boyfriend once told me that in the early 90s readers of Mickey Mouse magazines collectively bought an acre of rainforest, and he still wants to see it one day:-)

    Changing templates is definitely fun, although it takes some time to make them work smoothly (with headers and widgets and all)

    Lallopallo: I don’t think that the case of Britney (or any posing woman) can be explained by the concept of gratification (erotic and other). I guess it can only be addressed in its social, historical and material context, otherwise one might end up with the conclusion that prostitutes have the most satisfying job in the world;-)

    If Britney (or any female) resorts to exhibitionism, that’s because they (however subconsciously) realize that this is the only way in which society acknowledges a feminine desire for attention.

  6. Thanks for sharing your insights on this.

  7. […] bit of sleaze cannot harm anybody (actually, it can) but is good for the traffic. I blogged about Britney Spear’s latest publicity stunt. It was a rather bland post and didn’t even contain images or video (only links to images and […]


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