Glorious spamDecember 8, 2006 at 8:19 pm | Posted in Art, Funny Stuff, Spam | 3 Comments
While streamlining an article that is due today (statistically speaking I have written one article for each decade that I’ve lived: three so far), I’m trying not to avert my attention from the screen, but unfortunately the screen has got several screens in itself that bear potential for distraction, and the computer’s connected to the internet. As a result, diversion and procastination is becoming rife.
Even the spam that keeps coming in distracts me.
I’ve often marvelled at the excentric artistic quality of some spam. If this one, for instance, had been created by an artist, it would probably have been praised for its attempt to capture the aesthetics of 256-bit graphics.
Furthermore, it breaks all the rules of succesful email marketing: unpersonalized, untargetted content, no context, opaque subject line (bamboo stress), and it does not even contain a link!
And right below the image it features a text that appears to be completely unconnected:
The plastic light apertures are thermally-moulded acrylic and high-output LEDs are now replacing the traditional neon lamps.
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We now offer a range of Windows and Windows CE terminals that offer browser-based functionality.
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This has been particularly useful for the Tesco projects.
How long does the battery last?
Via RFID initiatives, managers will be able to monitor and review store performance and tackle problem areas.
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God bless the spam artists