!anaj ,em s'taht

Here is some good news. I entered my biological date (32.5) and 18 more items (health of family, eating & drinking habits, friends and relations, work and spare time) into a socalled biochronometer (ok, it’s from RTL = private television) and after having done its calculations the machine tells me that I am:

Testauswertung
Ihr kalendarisches Alter beträgt 32 Jahre. Ihr biologisches Alter beträgt etwa 29.4 Jahre.

You’ll have to speak German to take this tests, and while the result is probably a lie, it is still quite comforting:

Wie alt sind Sie wirklich?